I cant sleep =(

Help.. Can't sleep.. I've gone down for like three glasses of water now but i still want another one.. I've a terrible cough you see so it's not too easy to just drift off into dream-world! While I'm here I might aswell tell you my new pledge: I AM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN! Seriously, on Sunday night it took 4 bouncers and a screwdriver to get me off the bathroom floor in Area 99! Doubles are a bad idea. Starting on doubles is an even worse idea! Southern Comfort is no longer my friend >:( Well let me tell ya I paid for it this morning! Oh indeed I did! And i left my coat behind me but I was such a mess I'm too embarassed to go back and get it myself so Mammys gunna have to do it for me. Luckily she finds the whole thing fairly hilarious! GRRRRRR I can't stop coughing! Right I'm away to get more water.
Maybe a few games of solitaire will put me to sleep...